The Final Step: Letting Them Know

   All right, final step! You're almost there! BTW, I'm SO sorry for not blogging for so long! SO MUCH HOMEWORK!! Anyway, this last step is very easy, and I'm sure most of you have you have done it before. Some of you might even ENJOY doing it. ( Guilty. ) It's called: Confrontation. Some of you might be all: "Oh, NO! I don't like confronting people!" "What a horrible thing to do!"   Let me calm you down and tell you that you don't have to go around confronting people for no reason. No one in their right mind would do that. In fact, you only have to confront people if they accuse you of following this course just to spite your life, because you think it's so horrible. Well, you can get right up in their faces and tell them you're doing this for fun. That you enjoy it, and you don't think you need to be 'successful' in life to be ACTUALLY successful...you know what I mean? Here is a small list of confrontations to be used in emergencies when you can't think of anything:
1. " Oh, how did you know? That's EXACTLY what I'm doing! You are SOOOO right! I LOVE having people trying to tell me what I'm 'actually doing' even though I'm not!"
2." Get a life,(insert some kind of insult here) . Preferably one that sucks."
3. "Maybe I LIKE it this way. Maybe I don't WANT to be mainstream OR hipster. Ever thought about that?"
4. "You know, they should call you The Recycling Bin, 'cause all your trash talk is reused."
5. *stare at them up-and-down until they feel uncomfortable* "Meh."

  So that's the list! Mind you, they're so lame they must be used ONLY IN EMERGENCIES. Especially the 'recycling bin' one. I can't remember where I got that. Thanks for following this course through-and-through  ( or not) up until the last post! Please comment ! BYE!!!!!!  

Step 3: Getting Used To It

 After establishing your 'lameness' at school and at home, it's time to get used to it, so you can establish it anywhere.  First of all, you need to find, or achieve, a habit. An unpopular habit. One that will earn you a small reputation (not a bad one, just an unusual one ). For example, reading a lot, NOT making or showing off loom bands in public, and not playing popular video or computer game (although, if you really want to, you can just play it in private and not tell anyone). Now, you have to make sure you don't lose this habit, no matter where you are. If this habit makes you unhappy and/or uncomfortable, fell free to change it to something else that 's equally unpopular and unusual. Also, if you feel the need to be more 'yourself' with your family, then you can, but if you do, keep in mind that it might make you become less used to your new dorky self. This is just a short post, and it's my next-to-last post. As you can see, sucking at life is not complicated. Anyway, if you have a new idea for my blog so I can keep blogging on here, please leave it in the comments. And sorry for that angry rant I posted last week. I'll delete it later.

Not A Step

  This post is not a step. It is an explanation. There is a person out there who read my blog and thought that it's just 'an excuse for saying "I want to be popular"'. Well, to that person I say, "NO, IT'S NOT." Let's call her Popular Queen ( that's an insult). Now, it has come to my attention, through reliable sources, I assure you, that Popular Queen read my blog and said, "Ugh, she just wants to be popular, and this blog is her way of saying it. It's just an excuse for her to say, " I want to be popular." " Popular Queen, of you're reading this, you know who you are. I guess having a whole grade of people who worship you isn't enough for you. You also need more people to scorn at. oh, and, btw, 'scorn' basically means to look down on someone, which is something you seem to love doing. Now, to everyone who reads my blog ( and by that I mean no one ), this blog isn't some way for me to sarcastically complain that I want to be popular. It is merely a form of COMEDY. It's funny and entertaining that someone would post a step-by-step tutorial on how to be horrible at life for a change. At least, that's what I think. If you want to apply it to real life, just use it as a guide for what NOT to do. It's simple as that. By the way, you guys are so ANONYMOUS! That's not a bad thing, and I'm definitely not judging you or anything for it, but sometimes I think you just clicked into my blog by accident. I mean, no comments, no e-mails ( okay, I wasn't expecting any e-mails.), and no...does Blogger have 'like' buttons? Anyway, no hard feelings, it would just be nice to hear from you and see what you think about my blog, even if they're hate comments. If your comment is too long, e-mail it to me at sirinpalm@gmail.com . I never get any mail.
                                       
                                                                                                                 All the best, um..me.

P.S. Popular Queen, the Museum of Freckles called, they want their freckles back.