Now, if you've followed Step 1, you must have established to at least your classmates by now that you are not to be befriended ( by popular people ). If you do have a friend, and you like that friend, make sure he or she knows that you are following this step-by-step 'course'. That way, they won't attempt to make you do things that are harmful to your progress in this course (read some examples listed in the glossary). Now, on to Step 2. If you haven't grown accustomed to being a dork at school, chances are you're going to let your guard down at home. Well, you can do that in your free time. Choose one day of the week where you can be yourself at home until you grow accustomed to or even like being a total dork. Any other day, you should do homework before you spend free time(though disobeying this rule every once in a while is not deadly), don't play popular computer games or games that your parents wouldn't approve of if they knew what they were really about, and DO NOT TELL YOUR PARENTS ABOUT THIS COURSE. I don't even know if you're a kid, or if you live with your parents. Anyway, if you've been considering these instructions, you'll see that they all have an impact on how you conduct yourself in Step 1 (school). in conclusion, to be unpopular in life, you must first be unpopular in school. If you are an actual human being reading this, please comment: Hi, my name is Someone.
*GLOSSARY* List Of Things That Are Harmful To Your Progress
1. Being pretty. This involves wearing watches, wristbands, Rainbow Loom bands, and participating in makeovers (if you're in that kind of school.)
2. Having popular friends. Popular friends will inevitably make you popular sooner or later, and that's the exact opposite of your goal.
3. Being rich. Now, you can't help this, of course, but it would be best to keep it to yourself, or else you will be temptingly invited to join the popular crowd.
There's way more, but this is just an example.
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